Brad here.
So, Friday night, at precisely 2:30am, my sweet wife sits up in bed and shakes my shoulder until I am awake.
"What's the matter, honey? I ask.
With a very authoritative voice she tells me:
"All chopsticks are tapered."
She then curls up on her side and immediately falls asleep, leaving me to wonder...
Saturday night. I don't even know what time, Chrissie shakes my shoulder again until I am awake.
"What is it, sweetheart?" I ask.
"Nevermind," she replies, then goes back to sleep.
I believe it is subconscious payback for my snoring. If so, I deserve it.
(By the way - all of our chopsticks ARE tapered - I checked.)
